A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parent's home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, Oysters, Lobster, Champagne...the whole nine yards.
I asked her,........"Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"..
"No,.....she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a root tonight."......
Soooo, of course I said,......"Would you care for dessert?"......
Hoo Roo
'You are loved when you are born...you will be loved when you die....In between, You have to manage!'....
Church Sign: 'Where will you be sitting in Eternity?..smoking, or non-smoking?....
