When you're over sixty...Who cares?

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I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.?

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Cost me a fat lip... But, when you're over sixty; who cares?

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I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really" she said, pushing out her ample chest with a smile, "then go ahead and try."

After about thirty seconds of me fondling her breasts, the woman lost patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."

Cost me a kick in the nuts... But, when you're over sixty; who cares?

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I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. "Good legs!" I said!

The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"

I said, "Definitely! ? Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Cost me another 6 stitches... But, when you're over sixty; who cares