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The Robot Bartender


A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender. 

The robot says, What will you have?

The guy replies, Whiskey.

The robot brings back his drink and asks, Whats your IQ?

The guy say, 168.

The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, he the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, Whats your drink?

The guy answers, Whiskey.

The robot returns with his drink and asks, Whats your IQ?

The man replies, 100.

The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, LSU, The Robertson clan of Duck Dynasty, and Terry Bradshaw

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his experiment that he decides to try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.

The man replies, Whiskey.

The robot brings the drink and asks, Whats your IQ?

The man answers, 50.

 

The robot leans in real close and asks,

 

 

So . . . are . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Trump and Clinton?"



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