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Phew!!!!!!!...that was close.


At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom standing before him...

It was their time to now stand up and talk...or forever hold their peace..

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child....and she started walking toward the pastor slowly...

 

Everything quickly turned to chaos.

The bride slapped the groom.

The groom's mother fainted.

The groomsmen started giving each other looks....and wondering how best to save this deteriorating situation...

 

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you have come forward?"...

 

The woman replied, " I can't hear in the back.".......

 

 

Hoo Roo



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