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Post Info TOPIC: That's it!.....Times up!.....


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That's it!.....Times up!.....


An old Calabrian Godfather in Brooklyn is dying.

He calls his trusted Grandson to his bedside,..."Guido, I wan' you lissina me, your Grandpa,...

I wan' you to take-a my beloved chrome plated...38 revolver, so you will always remember me,... your Grandpa..."

"But Grandpa, I really have never liked guns......how 'bout you leave me your gold Rolex watch instead?"

 

Grandpa is growing weaker and gasping..." Youuu lissina me boy!....somma day you gonna be runna da 'Business",

you gonna have a beauuutiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home, and maybe cupla' Bambinos...

 

Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna YOUR bed with anuvver man...!

"What you gonna do then?......Pointa to you watch and say, "Times Up!".......?

 

 

Hoo Roo

 

 



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