FAMILY  TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (always pronounced as Van GO) 

   Who  thinks up these things!!!!!!!!!!!! 

   His  dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh 

   The  brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh 

   The  brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh 

   The  grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh 

   His  magician uncle --------------------------------  Where-diddy Gogh 

   His  Mexican cousin ----------------------------------------  A Mee Gogh 

   The  Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh 

   The  nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh 

   The  constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh 

   The  ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh 

   The  bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh 

   An  aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh 

   The  little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh 

   A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh 

   And  his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh 

                             I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh