My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a car that came crashing through his front fence, taking his shrubbery with it, weeding his front garden

and landing on his front lawn...

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down gently on a lawn chair..

He said with a mixture of excitement and intrepidation : "You appear to be quite elderly to be driving"......

"Well yes, I am," she replied most proudly..."I will be 97 next month and now old enough, that I don't even need a Driver's Licence anymore"!

"You don't require a Drivers Licence any more"??!?

"That's right!...the last time I went to my Doctor he examined me and asked if I had a Drivers Licence,

I told him 'Yes',and handed it to him to show him.....he took his scissors out of the drawer and cut my Licence into small pieces,

and then threw them into his wastepaper basket saying:" You wont need this anymore".....

"So I thanked him and left!"..........

Hoo Roo