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A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university. "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education.  You do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it.  As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their fathers time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

 

First, it was the doctor who put ten $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

Then, came the financial planner, who also placed $1,000 there.

 

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn.  He dipped into his pocket, took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

 

He later went on to become a politician.no

 


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Sorry not sure what went on there



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