A very nice, but
slightly innocent city woman wants to get married, but she  is put off 
by casual urban attitudes to relationships and is only willing to 
marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.






After several unsuccessful years
of searching, she decides to take out a personal advertisement and 
ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the 
Australian Outback and has no experience with women.



She is very happy with him, and
she feels that they are perfect for each other......... so, they end 
up getting married.






On their wedding night, she goes
into the bathroom to prepare for the evening.  When she returns to the 
bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, 
naked, and with all the furniture from the room cleared  away and 
stacked up in one corner.



"Whats going on?"
she asks.



"Well darlin, I've
never done this with a woman" he says, "But if it's anything like a 
kangaroo, were gonna need all the space we can get!"