A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to purchase a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.

She doesn't really know which one to get, so she just picks a combo set, and goes over to the counter.

The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this combination rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm totally blind; but...if you drop it on the counter I will be able to tell you everything

you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She is incredulous...however drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "Madam that's a six foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel, complete with 10lb test Mono line.

It's a good all round combination, and furthermore its on sale this week for only $44."

She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, simply by the sound of it dropping on the counter....I'll take it!"..

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops onto the floor...

"Oh, that sounds like a Platinum National Bank MasterCard," he says.

As she bends down to pick up the card she accidentally lets a sneaky female fart let rip.....

At first she's really embarrassed, however when she realises there is no way he would be able to see her red face or indeed even which customer just farted.....

He rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please madam".

She is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you just tell me this combination was on Sale for $44.

So how do you get $58.50?"....

"Weeeeel,... that Duck Caller is $11.00 and the Fish Bait is $3.50...."

Hoo Roo