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2 more for the engineers


Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.

 

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer.  Just look at all the joints."

 

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer.  The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

 

The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer.  Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

 

 

Two engineers???
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground.  Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us.  We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving in parliament.



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