Kidnappers are not very interested in you...and in a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
No One expects you to run anymore.
People call at 9pm....or 9am and ask.."Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
There is nothing left to learn' the hard way.'
Things you buy today...won't likely wear out.....
You can eat supper at 4pm.
You can live without sex...but not your glasses....
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists, than the National Weather Bureau...
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks in the room..or past you at Greens Lake...
Your eyes won't get much worse..
You can happily sing along with elevator or supermarket music....
Your secrets are invariably safe with your peer group....because they can't remember either..
Your supply/allotment of brain cells are finally down to a manageable size...
......and remember...never, not ever....take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night!
One thing we all invariably learn from experience only years can bring....' Really good friends are like stars....you don't always see them, but you can be certain they are always there'.
<Now I can't remember who sent this to me>...lmao.....Hoo Roo
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'The secret of happiness is not in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less'.Socrates BC399.
'Be a Cheerful Nomad, not a Grumpy Gromad, it's the Surly Bird who catches the Germ'!
