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Father was obviously a mechanic......


Daughter to Father:

"Dad there is something my new boyfriend said to me, that I didn't fully understand."

He said that I' have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, fantastic bumper,....and....do I prefer a manual gear change?'...

 

Father's Response:

"Go tell your new boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet, and attempts to check your oil with his dipstick,

I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out...and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe".......

 

Hoo Roo



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hahaha - love it !!!

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