An old bloke, Jimbo, goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is an extremely pretty female Doctor.

The Urologist says:"I'm going to check your prostrate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.

I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostrate, take a deep breath and say:

'99'

Old Jimbo obeys and says:

'99'

The Urologist says, "Great" now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,

'99'

Again old Jimbo says :

'99'

The Urologist says, "Very good".

Now then I want you to lie on your back, with your knees raised slightly.

I'm going to check your prostrate with this hand, and with the other hand, I'm going to hold onto your penis, to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say,

'99'

Old Jimbo, with wry smile on his face, begins,

'One'

'Two'

'Three'

'Four'"...............

Hoo Roo. < I bet all us old blokes reflect, and sing to ourselves, "thanks for the mammary's"..>

-- Edited by goldfinger on Saturday 13th of February 2016 01:57:39 PM

-- Edited by goldfinger on Saturday 13th of February 2016 01:58:49 PM

-- Edited by goldfinger on Saturday 13th of February 2016 04:54:50 PM