A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir."

"I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to talk again, "Nurse, please check for me....are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand, and both his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says,

"I cannot see anything wrong with them Sir...they look in magnificent condition."

The man struggles to pull off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says, very slowly.

"Thank you very much..that was wonderful..now please listen very, very closely:

"Are-MY-Test-Results-Back?"..........

Hoo Roo