A father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers it's his eight year old daughter's birthday.
He stops at Toys R Us and asks one of the salespersons :"How much for one of those Barbie's in your display window?"
The salesperson answers,: "Well, which one do you mean, Sir?"
"We have: 'Work Out Barbie @$19.95,Beach Barbie @ $19.95,Disco Barbie @ $19.95, Skater Barbie @$19.95 and Divorced Barbie @ $265.95....
"Whoa"..the amazed father asks :"it's what??"...why is Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes,...sighs...."because Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Mobile Home, Ken's Fishing Boat,
all Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, Ken's Dog,..plus one of Ken's former friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles".............
Hoo Roo....<Been there...done that!>......<we even lost our dart finals that year as she took off with my best dart player as well>.....
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