A woman had been a prostitute for some 4 years and was worried about the 'size' of her vagina on her wedding night....
She decided to tell her newly wed husband that she had caught 'it' on barbed wire whilst climbing over a farmer's fence.
After their first consummating tryst, the subject was broached...and she told her tale...
Smoking a cigarette he pondered the plausibility of her story, and wondered whether she may have 'stretched' the truth a little and asked:
"Soooooo just how far across the paddock were you dearest, before you realised it was caught??"..........
Hoo Roo
'The secret of happiness is not in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less'.Socrates BC399.
'Be a Cheerful Nomad, not a Grumpy Gromad, it's the Surly Bird who catches the Germ'!
Without Going, You Get Nowhere.......
