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A new manager was hired...


The new manager walked all around the factory, inspecting his workers, when he came to a room where he saw someone slacking off, leaning against the wall. The manager hid behind a few pipes and watched the employee for 5 minutes.

The person didn't move a muscle, so the manager approached him and ordered him to get into the manager's office.
"What is your name?"

Asked the manager. "Steven," he replied.

"And how much do you make in a week?" "I make about 400 dollars." the manager pulls out 400 and hands it to him.

"Here's this week's pay, now get out of here and never let me see you again!" Steven then gets up and goes away.

Realizing he needs a replacement, the manager then walks up to a random worker and asks him: "that guy, Steve, who just left, what does he do around here?"


"Oh Steve?" Replied the worker, "that's the pizza delivery man!"



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