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Hendo


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  Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Coles supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience.   Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.


Here's how the scam works:-
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Aldi.
You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!


I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice yesterday.

 


So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.
The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.
P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for $15.99 each but Myer wallets are $21.75 and look better.

 



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Geez Hendo, that sure was a good dream you had....one could be so lucky!

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Hendo, wrong section. This should've been in the 'Just Joking' section. Why would anyone go through this rigmarole for s few bucks in your wallet? If this is true, obviously you haven't heard of: Once bitten twice shy.



-- Edited by deverall11 on Saturday 23rd of January 2016 01:49:06 PM

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Hendo  How could you tell they were obout 20 /21 22????



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Hendo


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Hako, I'm sure it wasn't a dream, I checked out my wallet and its a new one.

Deverall 11, no,no right section, true story, would I lie

Dishliker, now that's a secret that I cant reveal.

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dishlicker wrote:

Hendo  How could you tell they were obout 20 /21 22????

 He probably just had a "feeling" lol

Aussie Paul. smile



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On my way to coles and get some of this action, will only have a few dollars and do it every day next week
2 young nude women wanting my body , will just have to dream on


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After going to Coles and putting mud all over my windscreen yesterday, it looks like I will have to go home and clean them myself. Oh well , I might give it another go tomorrow .

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This did the round of forum some time back .

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still just as funny................LOL

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Very appropriate that it's beside the ''hand trolley'' thread. laughing.giflaughing.gif



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Hendo wrote:

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Deverall 11, no,no right section, true story, would I lie........

 By the Eurythmics:

Would I lie to you?

Would I lie to you honey?

Now would I say something that wasn't true?

I'm asking you sugar

Would I lie to you?

 

My friends - know what's in store.

I won't be here anymore.

I've packed my bags

I've cleaned the floor.

Watch me walkin'.

Walkin' out the door.

 

Believe me - I'll make it make it

Believe me - I'll make it make it

 

Would I lie to you?

Would I lie to you honey?

Now would I say something that wasn't true?

I'm asking you sugar

Would I lie to you?

 

Tell you straight - no intervention.

To your face - no deception.

You're the biggest fake.

That much is true.

Had all I can take.

Now I'm leaving you

 

Believe me - I'll make it make it

Believe me - I'll make it make it

 

Would I lie to you?

Would I lie to you honey?

Now would I say something that wasn't true?

I'm asking you sugar

Would I lie to you?

 

Would I lie to you?

Would I lie to you honey?

Now would I say something that wasn't true?

I'm asking you sugar

Would I lie to you?

 

My friends - know what's in store.

I won't be here anymore.

I've packed my bags

I've cleaned the floor.

Watch me walkin'.

Walkin' out the door.

 

Believe me - I'll make it make it

Believe me - I'll make it make it

 

 

Would I lie to you?



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one word    BRILLIANT just about fell off my chair with laughter lol ..



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