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 WOMENS' SEMINAR

 

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

 

 All the women raised their hands.

 

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

 

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. 

 

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

 

The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response.

 

Here are some of the husband replies:

 

1. Who the hell is this? 

2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up?? 

4. What now? Did you wreck the car again? 

5. I don't understand what you mean? 

6. What on earth did you do now? 

7. ?!? 

8. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need? 

9. Am I dreaming? 

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?



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Hahaha, that was a good one CC, I like number 11.

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I reckon it's pretty close to the truth.

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We like it too. Obviously it would get the same kind of results from the ladies if a bunch of blokes sent the texts. Probably highlights that after many years of being together we tend to take each other for granted. A lot of our friends that are in their 70's keep telling us ''don't live your life spoiling your grand kids, you're wasting your time because when they get to around 13yrs old they won't want to know the both of you anymore''. A bit sad but probably true.

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We tell each other every day, several times a day. I close texts with 'love you'. So does he.

That being said, a random text out of the blue, saying 'I love you' would have us both going "What's wrong?!" Not because we don't tell each other, but because, if we miss each other THAT MUCH, we call.......... a text would be so far out of character for us both...

But we did find that funny :D

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