Interesting perspective - can anyone come up with a tune for them all:
Mr & Ms D - On the road at last
Mazda BT50 towing a 22'6" Aussie Humpback
See you on the road
And none of them look happy.
Gday...
NAH .... everyone was feeling happy ................................ so he went home
Cheers - John
2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto - 2008 23ft Golden Eagle HunterSome people feel the rain - the others just get wet - Bob Dylan
I really should find a better use for my time
Sung to Jingle Bells
Jingle bells something smells Im not very happy
Tell the nurse to get in here and change my bloody NAPPY OH
Late at night my wee wee thing turns a little sprinkley
The spray sometimes lands on my skin and makes it go all WRINKLY OH
Im so SQUINTY it makes it hard to see the toilet seat
When I go to use the loo I pee down on my feet OH
My names Rocky I cant walk I listen to my chair creak
Sometimes a nurse will bend on down and Ill sneak a little peak OH
A female friend in the home, yelled I looked old and baggy
Quick with wit I fired back well youve got a pair thats SAGGY OH
Our new Chef has been to Paris his meals look nice and arty
Trouble is all the greens make my bed smell FARTY OH
Every day they wash my sheets and whinge theyre a little streaky
Its not my fault the meds they give me make me a little LEAKY OH
AND I WILL PROBABLY BE OFF SANTAS LIST FOREVER
Time to slow down and smell the flowers
