An elderly gentleman walked into his doctors office and told the doctor he needed some Viagra.
The doctor said at your age, to which he replied I've gotta give it a go Doc.
The doctor advised him he would give him a script for one issue of four tablets and
to come back in a month for a checkup.
The elderly gentleman said that will do doc I'll just get my pill cutter, chop each one into eight
pieces and that will give me one piece for each day.
The Doc told him that would not work as he had to take a whole tablet to maintain an erection.
To which he replied I don't want an erection Doc I just need it to poke out far enough so
that I don't pee on my slippers.
Dave
Time to slow down and smell the flowers
Mate, that gives me a great idea, I've got to that stage too.
If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them.
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
