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Do you fish hunt or smoke


I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!" "Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

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MATE! Where does that leave me? Here am I, A perfect specimen of manhood, 83 kg, never drank or smoked, have no taste for beer or wine at all, turn 75 at end of the month, but love motorhoming, travelling os or here in Aust. Had a shower & a shave this morning plus a good breakfast. Can I have ten dollars too? 



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Sure here ya go

 

 



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Hey, is that Young Simmo on the left hand side of that ten doallar note? If it is, he's swapped a stockwhip for the dead cat.

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