Frank and Fiona were making passionate
> love in Frank's van when suddenly
> Fiona, who was a bit on the kinky
> side, and had just read "50 shades of
> grey",  yells out,
>
> "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!"
>
> Frank, not wanting to pass up this
> unique opportunity, obviously did not have
> any whips to hand, but in a flash of
> inspiration, opened the window, snaps the
> antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Fiona
> until they both collapse in sado-masochistic
> ecstasy.
>
> About a week later Fiona notices that
> the marks left by the whipping session are
> not healing and starting to fester a bit so she
> goes to the
> doctor.
>
> The doctor takes one look at the wounds
> and asks: "Did you get these marks
> having sex?"
>
> Fiona a little too embarrassed that she
> had even had sex with Frank, let alone
> allowed him to indulge in her own kinky
> desires, eventually admits,
> "Yes I did."
>
> Nodding his head knowingly the doctor
> exclaims:>

> "I thought so because in
> all my years as a doctor you've got the
> worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever
> seen."