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silly season


Hi all it's fast approaching the season of good will --- so ill start it of where will you all be and what do wan't the big bloke to bring you --- oh santa where me f------ bike  cheers 



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"NUP" too bleedin old for a bike, maybe if a couple of shapely Blonds were to turn up, with a full Esky and offer to clean my van, I could hold the ladder for them.   Safety in mind of course.  biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

K.J.



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kiwijims wrote:

"NUP" too bleedin old for a bike, maybe if a couple of shapely Blonds were to turn, with a full Esky and offer to clean my van, I could hold the ladder for them.   Safety in mind of course.  biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

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 K.J. If you can find out where Jennifer Hawkins lives, we could offer to paint her bedroom for free. You paint and I hold the ladder. You wear Sunglasses, and I wear Specsavers double Magnifyers, I get there at 7am, you get there at lunchtime. I can't be any fairer than that, Hic.

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kiwijims wrote:

"NUP" too bleedin old for a bike, maybe if a couple of shapely Blonds were to turn, with a full Esky and offer to clean my van, I could hold the ladder for them.   Safety in mind of course.  biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

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 K.J. If you can find out where Jennifer Hawkins livesrelax.gif, we could offer to paint her bedroom for freehandshake.gif. You paint and I hold the ladder. You wear Sunglasses, and I wear Specsavers double Magnifyers, I get there at 7am, you get there at lunchtime. I can't be any fairer than that, Hicparty.gif.

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Young Simmo,  I wouldn't be putting much faith in Specsavers, if I was you, just had an episode with that mob you wouldn't believe,

went in for an eye test 5 times, they just couldn't get it right, ended up going to their opposition 1st test done right, now have bifocals and with the Gov't subsidy of $52.00  off the price as well.

Any way that's "Off Subject",  Jennifer Hawkins would be too much for this "Old fella", trying to give me a Heart attack or something ????? disbeliefdisbelief

dishlicker. to answer your question,

We intend to put the van up on blocks for the "Silly Season" and wait until all the school kids are back at school before heading away down to the cool South of W.A. 

K.J.



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Kiwijim

Sounds good i don't think you'd get the van to clean. But blondes and a full esky yeah way to go. Parking the van up over xmas is not an option for us as this is our main time as we are yet to give up our day job can't say ---- anyway looking at pooncarie menindee b/hill area. unless the wheels fall off cheers



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Young Simmo WWHHY on earth would you want to paint her bedroom gees if i got any where near her BEDROOM the last thing id do is paint the bloody thing, maybe change the sheets. And i wouldn't need glasses id feel my way around cheers



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dishlicker, You have to start somewhere so start at Bedroom, go to Body then, you wake up and realise today is lawn mowing day, SHUCKS.

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Simmo keep on dreaming cheers

 



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