1. Im reading a great book on anti-gravity. I cant put it down.
2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesnt seem to be gaining momentum.
3. Why cant atheists solve exponential equations? Because they dont believe in higher powers.
4. Schrodingers cat walks into a bar. And doesnt.
5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:What do we want?.Time travel When do we want it?.Irrelevant.
7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies For you, no charge.
9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:Oh, no, I think I lost an electron. Are you sure? Yes, Im positive.
10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
Have another drink Possum3, I am sure you will make sense, one Day, or Year, or Century.
Simmo..
Hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance.
"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."
Lucius Cornelius Sulla - died 78 BC
Retired - A Long Weekend Lasts All Year
To me, a half empty glass is screaming , "Empty me, so I can be filled up".
, "Empty me, so I can be filled up".
