An elderly Donegal man is stopped by the Gardai around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking and staying out late and the effects it has on the human body."
The Garda officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The old man replies, "That would be my wife."
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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Blues man.
