A beautiful young model boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy, and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats.
Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty seat in first class. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm a famous model, and have never had this problem before. I'm going to sit here all the way, until we get to New York."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the ****pit and informs the Captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy. Again, the blonde replies: "I'm a famous model, I'm sitting here all the way to New York." . The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the ****pit to discuss the blonde problem with the Co-pilot.
The Co-pilot says that he used to date a blond model like her, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says "ok, thank you". She hugs the Co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the economy section.
The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, asked the Co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class seats aren't going to New York."
__________________
Hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance.
Had same issue with Dick (A nickname of a friend). Kept being changed to "Thing". And a Dicko became Thingo. Then I wondered when Dick Cheney was running for US president if he was called Thing Cheney on internet discussion sites.
there's a setting in your computer that changes different words "deamed as unacceptable words". you can change this setting to suit your needs and it will show what you type. mine types ****pit. fine.
there's a setting in your computer that changes different words "deamed as unacceptable words". you can change this setting to suit your needs and it will show what you type. mine types ****pit. fine.
haha, your computer may display it OK, but when you post it the site software censors it
__________________
Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.