The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about the request and decided to talk to her about it.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maria replied " Well Senora, there are three reasons why a wanna increase, the first is that I iron better than you"

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban, he say so"

Wife: "Oh yeah"

Maria: " The second reason ezz that I am a better cook than you"

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban did"

Wife: "Oh he did, did he???"

Maria: "And the third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed"

The wife now really boiling, through gritted teeth asked "And did my husband say that as well???"

Maria: "No Senora......... the gardener did"

Wife: " So Maria dear, how much do you want?"