A Muslim gentleman was sitting next to Paddy on an International Flight.
Paddy ordered a single malt whiskey.
The Stewardess asked the Muslim gentleman if he'd also like a drink?
He replied in utter disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than ever let liquor touch my lips.
Paddy promptly handed his drink back and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice"..........
Hoo Roo.
My Avatar photo: How my youngest granddaughter Brydie 8 sees her Pa through the lens of her 'Barbie' Camera......
'Without Going You Get No Where'....written across the rear of my Jayco Caravan.
Love it.
Blues man.
