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I'm a spider!


 

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.   

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.  I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. 

 
My 60-year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon
and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.  

I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?"

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. 
do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"?  


Four-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced
that this will be his final season of racing.  You could tell it was time for him to retire during his last race when he had his blinker on the whole time. 

 
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the **** storm that's coming.  


Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.'  If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!  


If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need ... 
not all this, "How did you get in my house" business! 

 
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today ... 
pretty sure she's going to get me something.  


On average, an Australian man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me ... I had no idea I was Japanese. 

 
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor.  


I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.  
What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their nose?  

FINALLY

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When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider.  Just so I can finally hear a women say: "Oh, my God, it's huge!"



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Good ones Possum!...well done.

Your breakfast in bed line reminds me of a Shower Soap Survey I undertook recently....

'I asked 100 women, what their favourite soap in the shower was......

The most popular response was........."Eeeeeeekk! How the HELL did you get in here?"..........



Hoo Roo.

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My Avatar photo: How my youngest granddaughter Brydie 8 sees her Pa through the lens of her 'Barbie' Camera......

 

 

'Without Going You Get No Where'....written across the rear of my Jayco Caravan.

 

 

 



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Possum3 nice collection

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 When the power of Love becomes greater than the love of power the World will see peace !  24ft Trailblazer 5th wheeler n 05 Patrol ute and Black Series Dominator camper trailer ( for the rough stuff) 

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