Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and roofless Grey Nomads:

Hubby: Oh, come on.

Wifey: Leave me alone!

Hubby: It won't take long.

Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.

Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Hubby: Cos I'm hot!

Wifey: You get hot at the strangest times!

Hubby: If you truly love me  I wouldn't have to beg you.

Wifey: ...and if you loved me you would be more considerate.

Hubby: Sometimes I feel you just don't love me anymore.

Wifey: ..and sometimes I feel you try to take me for granted...let's forget it for tonight.

Hubby: Perleassseeee....go on.

Wifey: Oh for heavens sake...alright..alright..I'll do it.

Hubby: Whats the matter do you need a torch?

Wifey: I just can't find it in the dark.

Hubby: Oh for goodness sake...just feel for it!

Wifey:...There, there..are you satisfied?

Hubby: Yeh..great!

Wifey: So is it up far enough?

Hubby: Yeh..that feels real good...

Wifey:..now just go to sleep!,

........and the next time you want the bloooody RV roof hatches opened wider.....do it yourself!!

<Sound familiar?>      Hoo Roo.