Old Arthur went to the urologist for his annual prostate test, when he got to the surgery, the waiting room was filled so he made his way to the receptionist who was not at all attractive, built like a brick dunny & had a personality like a pregnant shark. He went up to her & gave his name. She replied in a loud voice, "OH YES, YOU'RE HERE FOR AN IMPOTENCE TEST, RIGHT?" The whole waiting room stopped reading & looked over at old Arthur, he was so embarrassed, but he regained his composure quickly & said in the same loud voice, "NO, i CAME HERE FOR A SEX CHANGE, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS!" The room erupted in applause & laughter, DON'T MESS WITH OLDIES, THEY USUALLY HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING.