.........A woman had been a prostitute for 4 years and was worried about the 'size' of her vagina on her wedding night.....
Accordingly she decided to tell her newly wed husband that she had caught it on barbed wire when climbing over a farmer's fence...
After their first consummating tryst, the subject was inevitably broached and she told her tale......
Smoking a cigarette he pondered upon the plausibility of her story, and whether she may be stretching the truth somewhat..... and then asked,
"Sooo,.. just how far across the paddock were you, before you realised it was caught?"
Hoo Roo.....<it was related to us with utmost sincerity.....we of course fell off our camp chairs amid peels of laughter>......
My Avatar photo: How my youngest granddaughter Brydie 8 sees her Pa through the lens of her 'Barbie' Camera......
'Without Going You Get No Where'....written across the rear of my Jayco Caravan.
