An Irishman goes to his Doctor with botty problems.....

'Dacter, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta tehyk a look, if you woot."

So the Doctor gets him to drop is pants and takes a look.

" Incredible" he says, by the look of it you've got a 20 pound note lodged up here".

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and can also see the edge of a 10 pound note.

"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"

"Well fur gadness sake tehyk it out tooo, man!"...shrieks the patient.

The Doctor pulls out the Tenner and he can see another twenty appear, and another, and another, followed by another etc...

Finally the last note is extracted with no more appearing.

"Ahh Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter.....

just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"

The incredulous Doctor separates the sticky pile of cash and says "One thousand nine hundred and ninety pounds!...exactly.

'Ah, dat'd be roit,"..says the Irishman

"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand".............

Hoo Roo