Twelve priests were about 

to be ordained. 

The final test was for them to line 

up in a straight row, totally nude, 

in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, 

big breasted, nude model danced 

before them. 

Each priest had a small bell attached 

to his winkie, and they were told 

that anyone whose bell rang when 

she danced in front of them would 

not be ordained because he had not 

reached a state of spiritual purity. 

The beautiful model danced before 

the first candidate with no reaction. 

She proceeded down the line with 

the same response from all the 

priests until she got to the final 

priest, Carlos. 

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his 

bell began to ring so loudly that it 

flew off, clattering across the 

ground and laid to rest in 

nearby foliage. 

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly 

scrambled to where the bell came 

to rest. He bent over to pick it up... 

and all the other bells started to ring.