A forlorn looking bloke sits down at the Bar and orders schooner after pint after handle after middy.....
"Is everything okay mate?" the bartender asks.
The bloke replies "my wife and I got into an argument and she said she wasn't talking to me for a whole month!"
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "maybe that's kind of a good thing, you know.........a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah.But today is the last day!....can I have another pint?........
Hoo Roo
My Avatar photo: How my youngest granddaughter Brydie 8 sees her Pa through the lens of her 'Barbie' Camera......
'Without Going You Get No Where'....written across the rear of my Jayco Caravan.
Ex RAAF, now retired. EX Electrician/Teacher.
Homebase is Murray Bridge Tourist Park (in a cabin). New Horse.. 2020 Ford Everest Titanium, Jayco swan for touring.
Life is way too short to be grumpy.
