Three guys tee off at the local. Moses, Jesus and an old bloke.

Moses is first, sweet strike on the ball and it hooks into the water. Damn he says, gets to the edge, parts the water and chips onto the dance floor. Birdies the par 4

Jesus tees next, same result as moses only the ball floats on the water, Jesus walks out on the water and chips up for his birdie

Next the old bloke gets up tees a shocker, bounces off a tree, onto the roof of the clubhouse, rolls down the gutter into the recycling water system, pops out of a sprinkler near the green and rolls in for an ace.

Moses turns to Jesus and says.. mate I hate playing with your father...