The local minister fouund Johnny sitting in the gutter with a can of   petrol. What are you doing with the petrol asks the minister,nuttin says Johnny. Can i have the can of petrol asks the minister. What will you give me for it replies Johhnny. See this bottle i have it is filled with wholy water and is very powerfull why just this morning i sprinkled a little on a ladys tummy and she passed a lovely baby girl.Thats nuttin says  Johnny i sprinkled a bit of petrol on my dogs bum and he passed a mercedes.