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Weevil


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He's Now a believer ! 

 

From now on, I'll believe their is a God ....
 
An Atheist decided to go to a Religious Revival Centre for the first time, to see what it was all about. 
 
He sat down and the Preacher came up to him, laid his hands on his hands and said:
"By the will of God, you will walk today." 
The Atheist told him he was not paralyzed, & that he could walk, and to get real.!!! 
 
The Preacher came back and laid his hands on the Atheist and repeated the same thing.

Once again, the Atheist told him there was nothing wrong with him, and to stop making false claims !!. 
 
After the prayers had ended, the Atheist stepped outside  and bloody hell - his car was gone!

 





-- Edited by Weevil on Thursday 11th of June 2015 04:28:56 PM

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I pay that one Vic.

John



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John & Irona..........Rockingham Western Australia
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