NEVER CHEAT ON A SASKATCHEWAN WOMAN!

A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in 
bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne
of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales
of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door  and into the barn. 

She put his manhood in a vice, then secured it tightly 
and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
carpenter's saw.

The banged-up cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! 
You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty, old saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in 
her husband's hand and said ........ 

"Nope....You are! 

I'm gonna burn down the barn!"