Daughter to Father:
"Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't
understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Father's response:
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check
your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his
headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil out of his exhaust pipe."