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"FATHER PLEASE"


A Priest was driving along  in his car and see's a Nun walk on the side of the road.

He stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs., forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg.

The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg.

 

She immediately says "Father remember Psalm  129"

 

The Priest says sorry and removes his hand but, is unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time, he lets his hand slide up her leg again!

 

The Nun once again Says, "Father dear Father PLEASE remember Psalm 129"

Arriving at the convent, the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.

 

Once he arrives at his church, he rushes to the Bible and looks up Psalm 129 and it said,

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                                           "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"

 

                         THE MORAL of THE STORY: In your job, you should always be well informed or you may miss a great opportunity.

 

 

 

 

 



-- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 30th of May 2015 11:29:04 AM

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