At a hotel restaurant, a man sees a most attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket.
It hurls by the man, and he suddenly snatches it from the air, in a half pike motion, and hands it back to her.
"This is soooo embarrassing," the gorgeous woman says, and she pops her eye back in place in one fluid motion.
"I'm soooo sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?"..He nods...
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have much in common.
He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered.... Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No", she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."..............
<Sorry Gals for that one...even I'm embarrassed to tell this one!>......Hoo Roo
My Avatar photo: How my youngest granddaughter Brydie 8 sees her Pa through the lens of her 'Barbie' Camera......
'Without Going You Get No Where'....written across the rear of my Jayco Caravan.
I like It.
At least I know, We lot of GN's have a wicked sence of humour.
Keep a Eye Out for more funnies. Have a great day.
Hey Jim
