A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica.

They were touring around the market-place looking at the vast array of goods on offer,

and they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a strong Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners, do come in please"?

"Come into my humble shop"....so the married couple walked in.

The Jamaican said "I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be very interested in".

"Dey makes you wild at sex..."!

Well the wife was really interested in buying the sandals and was already hot-flushing.....

But her husband, being a typical Aussie shy retiring male, felt he really did not need them, as he was already 'pretty darn good'.....

So he asks the shopkeeper, "How could wearing your sandals suddenly make one a sex stud"?

"Just try dem on ,Mon"   the Jamaican replied.

Of course the husband is being badgered..nay ..urged to try them on by his now salivating wife...so he reluctantly slips them on..

As soon as they are on his feet, he immediately got a wild bull look in his eyes..something his wife had not seen since their honeymoon days,

In the blink of an eye, the husband up-ended the Jamaican and bent him over his shop counter,

 grabbed a firm hold on the Jamaican's now shaking thighs...and obviously meant more than shoe business..

The Jamaican began screaming in sheer panic stricken terror.....

"Mon, Mon, You got dem on de wrong feet!".........

Hoo Roo.