When old Charlie aged 84 saw the love of his life just 24 years young. He asked her to marry him. And she could have anything she ever wanted, with only one condition. When I die you must bury me with all my money. That's a good deal she said ,I live the life style never imagable. So they liveded happlly ever after. Then one day, old Charlie suddenly pasted.

The young wife was so distrough at his passing, but had to arranged with the funeral director to lay him to rest.

At the cemetery, the director gave the cemetery workers the nod to put him down. The young wife yelled out bring him up! bring him up! So up he came. The director asked what the hell are you doing he's dead. No No  please open the coffin. Please open the coffin .I made him a promise. So they opened the coffin. Hullo darling I nelly forgot our promise to one another.

And without hesitation dropped a cheque in, made out in full. you can close it now.