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Just Married


Newly weds take off on their honeymoon for a week they will never forget. They made love every day, twice a day.

The honeymoon over, they started their new life she as the homemaker, he the bread winner.

On his first day back at work, he arrives home  from work. The  wife ask's what would you like for dinner tonight. SEX!

The next day he arrivies home from work, and the wife asks. What would you like for dinner tonight. Sex!

The  next day he arrivies home from work, and the wife ask's. What would you like for dinner tonight. Sex!

 The next day he ring's the wife. Hullo darling have to work late tonight. He arrivies home and opens the door to find the wife sliding down the bannister.

What are you doing darling! Oh just keeping your dinner warm.

Hey Jim



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