No 10.

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth sir.

No 9.

Golfer: "Tell me honestly, do you think my game is improving?"

Caddy: "Yes.....You miss the ball much closer now sir".

No 8.

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually sir."

No 7.

Golfer: " I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long sir?"

No 6.

Golfer: " You've got to be the worst caddy in the entire world."

Caddy: I don't think so sir..that would be too much of a coincidence."

No5.

Golfer: Caddy, would you please stop checking your watch all the time..its just too much of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch sir..it's a compass."

No4.

Golfer: So how do you like my game Caddy.?"

Caddy: " It's very good sir..but personally, I prefer Golf."..

No3.

Golfer: "Do you think its a sin to play on Sundays?"

Caddy: "With the greatest respect sir..the way you play is a sin on any day."..

No 2.

Golfer: "Caddy, this is the worst Golf Course, I've ever played on."

Caddy: "This isn't the Golf Course sir, we left that an hour ago."

No 1

Golfer: "That can't be my ball Caddy,...its too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off sir".

Bonus: The Golfer had been slicing off at the tee at every hole.

He finally gives up and asks his long suffering Caddy...

"Caddy, can you see any obvious problems...??..."

Caddy: "There appears to be a piece of shat on the end of your club sir".

The Golfer picks up his club and proceeds to clean the club face..

"No, Sir, I believe it's at the other end"....

Hoo Roo