Business was terrible and not picking up.

The Boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a terrible hangover after partying most of the night.

She went to the water cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off."

"Could you please jack off?" she says "I really feel like shat this morning."............

Hoo Roo