A very wise person once said: 1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes. 2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS. 3. Condoms don't guarantee safe. Recently a man wearing one was shot dead by the woman's husband. 4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between XXX Gold, Coopers, Crown Larger and VB. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available. 5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.